I knew the guy in the black shirt was trying to catch my eye from down on the right between the columns. I’d glanced up and seen him staring directly at me, but I was hesitant. I turned to my friend,
“Oh God it’s bloody milonga. What shall I do?”
I identified my suitor.
“Sal, I think it’s high time you laid that ghost to rest,” she said.
It was a good humoured but long overdue shove.
I looked back at my guy. Yep he was waiting. I smiled. He inclined his head. I nodded. He stood up. I took my glasses off and waited for him to reach my table.
Because I knew him, I threw in the disclaimer before the embrace,
“Look, I’m not too confident with milonga. Please look after me.”
He chuckled as if I was quite ridiculous and replied,
“Just relax. You can dance. You’ll be fine.”
I was. I loved it.
How fragile is the mind. I can ride high for days and sometimes weeks convinced I can conquer the world, then one tiny thought from me or one word from someone else and I’m teetering on the edge of the slide into knowing with absolute certainty that I can do nothing at all. This ghost in my particular machine is not easy to control: despite my best efforts, it still has the capacity to override my most carefully constructed logic circuits, balanced trains of thought and even the truth.
So back to that milonga tanda. A few months ago in the same place I was sitting with my friends at the end of an afternoon of dancing, mineral water and chat, when a man approached the table and said to me,
“Do you dance milonga?”
I was high on blissful tangos and the company of people who believe in me, and so, as I can do when I’m flying, I broke one of my many Buenos Aires tango rules – don’t accept a verbal ask unless you know the guy or he is Pablo Veron – and said, “Yes.”
We got onto the floor. It was almost empty. We embraced. I felt his lead and I moved. He stopped. Five beats into the music he stopped. He broke the embrace and said,
“I thought you said you danced milonga.”
And I mumbled, exactly like I might have done the first week I arrived here,
“Er, sorry…”
and he marched me back to my seat.
The milongueros on the left stared. My friends mouths were full of ‘Que paso?’ and ‘What the…?’. I wanted to run through the dark red curtain and jump off the balcony. Instead, I told the tale. My mate from New York promised that if he ever turns up there he will be shunned. Much laughter followed including mine. Yet, after that delightful experience, whenever the milonga tanda played, I avoided eyes, ignored invitations even from men I dance with regularly, built mountains in my head; no-one but Carlos could persuade me out of my seat. I am all too familiar with the saying, ‘Get back on the horse’; but hell, I couldn’t do it. Until last week. Finally I’d had enough of paralysis.
My ghost in the machine is my Inner Critic, The Voice of Doom, and it goes like this:
Hey you Sallycat, what do you think you’re doing? Making mistakes again. Serves you bloody right for saying you danced milonga. Got too big for your boots there eh? And why didn’t you stand up for yourself? Cat got your tongue? See, even you know you can’t dance milonga. Get back on your seat and stay there, NOW!
Oh how I begin to admire my Voice of Doom: in its own twisted way it tries to protect me and keep me safe. I know because it screams loudest whenever I try start a new venture, or when I’m not very confident about a skill, or when I think of taking a risk. It wants to stop me from failing and the surest way is to prevent me trying in the first place, or to get me to do a U-turn back to relative safety, or to bring me to a grinding halt. It tried to send me back to England once. I wrote about it here one year ago. The silver lining of that turn of events was, in part because of the comments I received on this blog, I began to listen to the voice and instead of trying to drown it out, I said, ‘Hi. I hear you. Don’t shout so loud. I know you’re there,’ and the voice fell to a whisper and spoke less often. Still present though, and currently residing in my head.
In October I met my Inner Artist who’s maybe my Inner Child. I wrote about it here. She’s called Barbie. She wants to dance milonga with Flaco Dany for a laugh, blow $20pesos on the biggest licuado Buenos Aires can serve up, make sure every tango tourist leaves Argentina happy, belly dance on Corrientes while singing Dancing Queen into a deodorant can, inspire a million people to follow their hearts, and touch C’s silver hair every day until she dies dancing tango in his arms. She shouts at me too, but hers is a voice that never considers my safety, only my joy, and it goes like this:
Hey Sallycat! I’ve got this great idea. Why don’t we write a book to make sure every tango tourist leaves Buenos Aires happy/inspire a million people/oh heck the subject doesn’t matter. Let’s just start. I’ll help you. We can do it. No problem. You’ve written a few blog posts, so you can write anything you want right? Let’s get started NOW! Go. Go. Go!
She tells me I can dance, love and sing too. And even though that last one’s stretching it a bit, I believe her at the time. She’s the ideas girl. She doesn’t care how impossible the task may eventually turn out to be. Hers is the song of passion and creation, and she lives in my heart.
Then there’s me. Sallycat. The woman who does. It’s me who holds the pen, selects the dance partner, talks about her dreams, asks people to read her writing, buys the flights, decides to live in Argentina, chooses the next step on the journey. It’s also me who feels: excited, crushed, excited, crushed, excitedcrushedexcitedcrushed… exhilarated, exhausted.
So who the hell is in the driving seat?
From the day I met Barbie in my morning pages, I thought it was her behind the wheel. Just go for it Sallycat. What’ve you got to lose? Must be Barbie, the voice of encouragement every time. I always assumed that the Voice of Doom waited for the first crack in confidence after the act had begun. I’ve changed my mind. I think that whoever is behind the Voice of Doom – still has no name, though I’m afraid it’s male – is far cleverer than that. Not only do doubts or criticism trigger him into shout mode, but also the Barbie fuelled highs. He sees me purring and he’s right there convincing me to dance milonga with some creep, because he knows it will engineer the very doubts on which he loves to feed. It is he too who persuades me to share ideas or work in the early stages of creation with well meaning critics because he knows that babies are easily crushed, not by the critics themselves, but by him and me afterwards on the back of their perfectly reasonable reactions. I imagine that he laughs his head off as I set out enthusiastically to the writers’ group with my virgin ‘about to be read aloud for the first time’ pages in my flowery pink bag. Afterwards he pounces, and can murder Barbie’s original idea and the writing that flowed through my pen by the time the bus from Callao hits Las Heras. In the process he beats me up too. And poor Carlos gets to pick up the pieces of the three of us from the floor. It’s bloody.
Here we are in all our glory:
The Voice of Doom: big, strong, as old as me and possibly fighting for his life. Managed to lock Barbie in the cellar when I was fifteen, her release dependent on me listening to my heart and following it (something he thought would never happen). Speaks English and the lingo of nightmares which does include the word ‘peso’ as well as ‘dollar’ and ‘pound’.
Barbie: innocent, playful and rebellious. Managed to yell the word ‘tango’ from the cellar in 2006, loud enough for me to hear it in Mongolia, thus ensuring her freedom and that she would meet me again one day. Speaks Spanglish, creating words like ‘impresivo’ (ignoring the real thing, ‘impresionante’ ) at every possible opportunity.
Sallycat: learning. Now sees that The VOD (ah he has a name after all -very enemy of the Timelords, and in a strange twist it rhymes with God) wants Barbie back in the cellar and possibly Sallycat too. After all it’s very safe down there. Finally sees the need to avoid the trigger situations loved by The VOD as well as find ways to deal with him more effectively.
Progress? Madness? No, it’s definitely progress.
Thing is I’ve loved writing this post, which turned out to be rather longer and on a completely different subject than I originally intended. Sorry if it confused you. Thanks for listening. It sorted a few things out in my head and it made me smile.
From milonga between the columns of La Confiteria Ideal, Buenos Aires, to the Land of VOD… Mmmmm, not sure Me and Barbie will be able to sleep tonight. Better get Carlos to knock us up a midnight feast.
And the finger to you VOD. From us both.
Sallycat
Tags: barbie, changing sallycat, the truth, the voice of doom, VOD
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Hi Sal
I am glad you beat the fear. It could be that the first dancer could not lead. Like you I still meet up with other dancers who seem intent on destroying confidence. I have never understood why.
Often I dance with complete beginners, and when they fail to follow, I apologise and say I must have led it wrong.
We are all dancing for enjoyment, why would anyone not make it a happy experience?
I look forward to a milonga with you in May.
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Hi Sal,
Interesting post. I think we all have our version of VOD. I like your voice of Barbie. I had a Malibu Barbie when I was 10, complete with long blond hair, tan and flexible arm and legs with a rubbery ‘lifelike’ skin. She got recalled for health and safety reasons! I would imagine there would be a lot of ‘you knows’ in her pep talk.We all have our moments of crisis of confidence. I am currently going through one myself. Maybe it’s the weather here. My own personal VOD is telling me I am useless and what have I done with my life? A real downer when still looking for employment. I am at a loss of what to do with my life. My Barbie voice is The Universe. The Universe tells me that everything will work out and not to worry. It is sometimes difficult to believe what the Universe has to say. This is what he had to say today: Whatever it is you want, however you want to have it, no matter why you want to have it, Arlene, you can have it faster if you can first be happy without it.
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The UniverseClever huh! Don’t give in to VOD and don’t pay attention to anyone who wants to try and drag you down or criticizes you. The guy who walked you off the dancefloor was an idiot and not worth feeling bad about. Probably mortified by his own innability to lead you effectively. I’ve always been told that a good leader pays attention to his partner and can make her do almost anything and make her look good. Food for thought.
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You are so cool Sally. Thanks for another deep and thoughtful and funny story…and one that I think a lot of us can relate to. You bring a lot to the table, bring a lot of things up to the surface.
XOXO
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VOD = Vile Old Dancer.
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Hi supporters!
Bob, milonga in May? Deal!
I did ask C. what he’d do if he got someone onto the floor and found they couldn’t dance a step. He said he’d adjust his dance to theirs, dance the whole tanda with them and make them feel beautiful… rather (I am guessing) like he did with me the very first time we met in La Glorieta.
Guess he, like you, is one of the true gentlemen of the world.Arlene
When I identified Barbie I went out and bought one (she’s the doll in the photo) and it really helps me to have her with me on my desk. A concrete reminder of the beautiful Barbie inside. I like what you say about first being happy without the thing we want. It’s so true. The more I want, the more panicked I get, the more obsessive in my thinking I become. All that stuff wakes up VOD and blocks off Barbie, my connection to her (and indeed to the Universe), and the possibility of any creation or joy at all. As soon as I relax and just accept things are exactly the way they are meant to be – as my post helped me to do yesterday – the world opens up to me again, and I feel at peace.
I’m so glad I gave VOD a name yesterday. I’ve decided to keep a note of the things he says to me so that I can put them in perspective, and basically get to know him a bit better. The ‘tape’ you mention, along the lines of ‘what are you doing with you life, you waster?’ is a very familiar one to me. That one used to play a lot louder than it does now, mainly I think because VOD knows I have a few answers up my sleeve! At the moment he is more inclined to attack me on specific issues, and mainly on my attempts to write… he knows my weakness, whatever it is.One thing I am determined on, he won’t get the better of me. Barbie tells me so, and I believe her. Here’s to conquering the VODs!
E.
Thank you for reassuring me that it made sense.
As soon as I’d posted it, VOD was there: what a load of rubbish, no-one will identify, quick delete it before anyone sees it… I grabbed Carlos and dragged him up to the swimming pool on the terrace where we splashed around under the stars. The perfect antidote to VOD. I’ve a feeling that with time I’ll be writing more on this subject.SC
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Hi Marianne
In this case, yes.
SC
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Hi Sal
How do you do it?… I come out of class last night swearing about bloody milonga. I can’t get this… it’s to fast…my body doesn’t twist that way…how do I get my leg through there when her knee is occupying that space?????
Now since in my mind Follows don’t make mistakes, they follow mistakes made by Leads. Her knee is suppose to be there because I put it there. So obviously I can’t dance milonga… And my poor instructors trying to teach my two left feet to be a left AND a right foot….well… I know… I won’t go to practica on Sunday. That will teach them to be better teachers….HA take that.
Sound familiar? Then I go on my laptop today and there you are talking about milonga and fear and VOD ( that is brilliant) and getting back on the hores again and all insprational and stuff, and I’m like YA RIGHT ON where is that horse? Let me at him. I’ll get on his Tango back, and you want to see milonga? Look over here I’ll show you milonga. (No no not right now, later when I have it down).
Seriously though, once again you have inspired me, helped me over a bump in my Tango road and given HIM a name. VOD. Why IS he a him? VOD. He does’t seem quite so scary with a name. vod. Looks even better in lower case. 53 years and I never learned his name. May I use yours…
I do hope some day we can dance a tanda and you can see where some of your inspiration and positive energy has gone. (vod just said it would be a disaster… I told him to piss off)
Congradulations on getting back on your Milonga horse and Thank You.May your dance floor never be empty, and your embrace always full
mj
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OH I almost for got. YES YES YES.
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Oh mj how bloody brilliant!
I’m smiling that what I wrote hit the mark for you.
I’m smiling that you like VOD and yeah I do see that maybe he could be less scary as vod… actually he kinda shrinks in my mind that way like a balloon that’s lost its air… perhaps one day my VOD will become vod, meanwhile absolutely stick with vod yourself. Happy to have been of service.
Why is he a he? Good question and a subject which I will be considering, but I really do hear him as a male.To dance a tanda with you one day would be a joy.
It would not be a disaster so let me join you and say, Sod off, vod.Tango and milonga hugs, SC
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Well i saw you dance that ‘get back on the horse milonga’ and it was absolultly wonderful and impresivo.
A Big Spanglish Beso
Catrin
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Hey Catrin
You’re a pal girlie.
And thanks for the ‘get back on the horse shove’! I needed it SC
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Hi there Sally, quick question, so who was the guy in the black shirt? Anyone I know?
Cheers.
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Hi Scott
I think since you’re the second person to mention him, my post may have been slightly misleading… he in the black shirt was in fact the guy who got me back on the milonga horse as it were, a sweetie.
The guy who had zero manners was in a cream coloured suit and I promise if I’m ever with you when I see him, I’ll point him out!Beso, SC
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Hi Sal! It’s been a long time, hasn’t it? I’m visiting the parents in the Midwest right now–helping them move into a new house and all of that family stuff.
I remember that man. He looked like the embodiment of the VOD.
You are such a lovely dancer. I have no idea what he was thinking that day. Maybe he was tripped up on himself and just didn’t want to admit it.
Beso Grande!!!
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Hey! StillLife I have missed you!
You are so right… that man was rather VOD like in appearance.
Now that thought has made me smile
Are you coming back? I’m gonna email you.
Big hug.SC
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